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I've voted for this man but he still creeps me out.
Just look at him. Anything about this picture make you feel comfortable and at ease?
No?
Me neither.
That's right. He's...off putting.
And I'm not just saying that because he resembles a beaver. Lets get one thing straight here. Beavers are cool. They're perfect and beautiful and productive in all their marvelous forms.
Jack Layton is no beaver.
And I voted for him. Whoa is me says this "commie".
I'm not really a commie. I believe in free health care and socialized protection agencies to help the average person when they need it, but other than that I'm as right wing as they come...
If I lived on the other side of the border, however, I would probably be called some "liberal" tree hugger or "hater of freedom" depending on how South and to what trailer parks I traveled.
Can you imagine what would happen if he got elected? Mayhem everywhere.
I mean sure at first things will seem to be better. Our reliance on fossil fuels will disappear when Layton institutes massive Federal funding for wind and solar power technologies. And then there would be that problem of tax money going to social programs instead of to giant corporations who make more then our national GDP. I'm sure that would make those rich CEO's angry when their bonus checks go from the 10's of millions to just millions. I for one don't want to see an angry CEO crying on the TV that our government is forcing him to drive a limousine instead of a helicopter. Think of his children...
And the final insult would be when Prime Minster Layton changes 24 Sussex Drive into Muskrat lodge so he and his family can enjoy comfortable surroundings. Then we further have to worry about supplying them all with the massive amounts of carrots we know they must consume to keep their beautiful teeth so sharp. At least we won't have to pay for eye exams or glasses. That man can scope out a successful corporation to ruin from miles away.
What will Canada do then I must ask? Do you want to live in a disgusting country like that? A place where money saved from avoiding oil wars is on spent on communist-style national transportation.
I'll tell you this: The day that I ride a speed train from Vancouver to Toronto is the day this man calls it in. Jack Layton can pull my inefficient, dangerous, polluting, individual transportation device from my cold, dead hands!
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