The Top Five Reasons The Green Party Should Not Be In The National Debate

1) If they get in, then I could get in. Suddenly no one is wearing pants in Parliament.

Although, a naked Stephane Dion is an attractive thought...

Sorry. You know I meant Harper. Those eyes...so blue.


2) They’re not a real party – Seriously? You actually think a random mix of idealist hippies and pot smoking communists grouping together and muttering protests of environmental concerns without a sound economic plan(Oh... wait a tick)is a legitimate party? Think again. And get off my lawn. This isn’t a park.

3) Members in parliament? One

Yeah, like the party with only one member in Parliament should be in the debate.

Come on!

Come on!
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4) Having the female Green Party leader in the debate will make the men uncomfortable, what with her penis envy and all.


5) Its not fair to the Conservatives. Let’s see here.

We have the Liberal Party. Centre Left. Check.

We have the NDP. Far left. Check.

The Bloc. Almost left...

Almost left Canada that is! HAHAHAHAHA...

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Not good?

My bad.

And then we have the Green Party? Super far - out of sight - almost communist - left? Check.

By my calculations that’s four Left Wing parties vs. one Right Wing. How can anyone consider that fair?