Saturday, September 27, 2008

A Man Of Many Faces

One might assume this picture describes the supposed Parliament Hill bathroom sword fight that proved to the Liberal establishment that he was right for the job. One might also want to realize that it’s not the size of the candidate fingers but what he can do with them...

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Full bladder, fresh cut onions, or partisan political hack question face? You decide.

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How can I butch up?


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Mr. Ignatieff sums up the feelings of a nation

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What can be down about this weeping mime of a man? I sadly don’t have an answer.
Sometimes I just want to grab him by the shoulders and start shaking him while screaming “Get a hold of yourself man, FOR GODS SAKE! You’re the leader of the Liberals!”.

Canada already has the unfair image of a soft nation who believes more in rational discussion and problem solving than war. And it doesn't help that we are easily compared to our southern neighbours, who tend to feel the exact opposite when it comes to all global issues. So I ask you, how are we suppose to elect a leader that looks like he is about to whip out the tissues before he’s even been elected?

I predict that Dion will fail in the coming election (really going out on a limb with that one, eh?) relegating him to a spot on the Liberal historical platform just below John Turner (at least Turner was P.M. for an entire summer...).

1 comments:

Genee said...

That's a truly fantastic Mr Burns impression that Ignatieff is doing. For more Mr Burns-ing in parliamentary settings, check out Port Moody MLA Ian Black in the background whenever Pitt Meadows MLA Michael Slather takes the floor. Cruel, yet hysterical.

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